Saturday, December 31, 2011

I’M RETIRED

IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE

 

I'M RETIRED

 

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

 

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me!

8 comments:

  1. Short and sweet...few words spoken, but there's alot of meaning in what you said!! Happy New Year Sassy and may 2012 be bigger and better for you!!
    HB

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  2. I'm with the tortoise!!

    Happy New Year!!

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  3. Just found you through Barbara's blog, Me and My Dog. It will be a while before I can be mobile full-time. Can't wait. Used to drive a Harley too. My last one was an '03 Road King, anniversary model. Miss it - you are an inspiration. Thank you! Happy New Year!

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  4. Hahahah, yeah! It's all about enjoying life at your own pace. After the long phase in life where you work and work, a chapter of R&R is fine.

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